Wtf T-Mobile!?

So we get this package that we're suppose to use with a "firestarter" meeting. One where we'll be discussing the new MyTouch and how to profile it with specific customer's needs. There's 5 little boxes with stuff filled inside to give you an idea of what the person is like...

- Tom's life = shakespearean insult gum! (The asshole? Loling hard)
- Larry's life = bacon flavored toothpicks (uhhhhhh, what theeee)
- Quark's life = eyeball bandages (wtf kind of name is quark?)
- Bobbie's life = bacon flavored floss (bacon is good, but not that good)
- Mark's life = clear cocktail playing cards. (Oh Mark, the normal one of the bunch)

Seriously though.... What's going on?

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